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- May: Wait how do Steve's pants still fit him? He is literally twice the man he was before.
- Me: They're made from the same material as Bruce's pants.
- May: The Marvel universe sure has good pants technology.
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Reblogged from joshishollywood
Know what’s exciting? Learning! C’mon everybody, let’s go learn a thing
Reblogged from wimey
Nick Fury just really wants the Avengers to go the fuck to sleep.
(Samuel L. Jackson’s audio book of Go The Fuck To Sleep)PERFECTION.
(Source: bartonesque)
Reblogged from brokenheartedfestivities
I laughed for literally twenty minutes.
hey DEL LOOK I FOUND IT AGAIN
FUCCCCKKKK
IT IS AN INFANT
Reblogged from koala-infestation
Ammy was smiling down from the sky just a little while ago. Something musta disturbed the furball’s concentration, though. That’s why the world has gone dark. Without Ammy, we can’t take a refreshing nap outdoors. Rice won’t grow. Plants and flowers will wither. Laundry won’t dry. Monsters will roam about like they own the place. In other words, our world will be a total mess! No one wants to live in a world like that! Especially me! So, c’mon everybody! Let’s join together to call upon the great god. Let’s show Ammy that we truly believe! Put your hands together and pray. Let’s make our gratitude obvious! I mean, we shouldn’t pray only when we want something. We should consider how the gods must feel once in a while. We should even take on some of their burden. If you pray with all your heart, maybe the sun will cheer up and show itself once again, lighting our world with its heavenly glow! After all, the best thing about the great god Amaterasu is that happy-go-lucky spirit! Right, Ammy? Answer if you can hear me, ya big furball!
(Source: ms-serious-american)